White Sith
Sith Warrior

Obi-Wan is a Prick"Obi-Wan is a Prick" by Jay RichardObi-Wan is a Prick
Look at that. That’s just great. I told you that I had the high ground, didn’t I? But no, no, you didn’t listen. Now look at you. You’re, like, Darth Stumpy McStumpstump now. You overachiever -- you couldn’t stop with just one missing limb. That would be too easy for you, Sith boy.
You were the Chosen One, you idiot. I mean, Space Jesus, you were supposed to be the salvation of the galaxy.
I had to grade you on a curve just to get you to “Jedi” status. I couldn’t flunk our precious little Chosen One, now could I? Do you have any idea how much pressure there was
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"You gotta be genuine; that's the name of this game. If you're real, you got nothin' to worry about. But if you're synthetic, startin' tomorrow, your balls come off."
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Pippin: Are we lost?
Merry: No.
Pippin: I think we are.
Merry: Shh. Gandalf's thinkin'.
Pippin: Merry?
Merry: What?
Pippin: I'm hungry.
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<<BlOoDy AnGeLuS>> *HeLl Is ReAl *
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And that concludes my oratory.
If you have time, please check out the rest of my gallery. You may find something else that you enjoy.
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"And it'll happen once again, I'll turn to a friend.
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up"-Blink 182 (Dammit)
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congratulations, you just waisted a moment of your life by reading this signature
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Whoever wants to - finds a way, and whoever doesn't - finds an excuse.
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I'm just a Silly girl with Silly Ideas.
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I <3 my crazy, goofy, sometimes stupid but oh-so-amazing boyfriend.
I love you more than spongebob loves krabbypatties, more than Sandy loves karate, more than Mr. Krabs loves money and baby I need you like Plankton needs the krabby patty formula. <3
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